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EB Saga DVD+Poster
Nearly 4 years worth of hilarious, disturbing, touching, and weird videos compiled into a huge double-layer DVD! This thing is packed with content: EB Saga Chapters 1, 2, 3, and 4, in all their high-res...$20.00
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Chronometer
Reprint! We’re restocked, with new Silver on Asphalt color options! In celebration of the re-release of a classic we bring you the Chronometer shirt! Also in celebration of the re-release, we promise not to make...$19.00 - $21.00
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Millennial Fair Pins
Our first non-EB pin set features another group of brilliant designs by Jon Kay, paying homage to every gamer’s early encounters with time triggering adventures. Guardian Seal Time Gate Meow~ Silver Point Impish (wildcard pin,...$5.00 - $7.00
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Solid Pin Set
From the world of tactical espionage, cardboard box hide-and-seek, and black-ops nuclear mech destruction: the Solid Pin Set. No sneaking suit is complete without them! MGS Noise! Cybernetic Disposal Facility Unit Wildcard (on silver paper)...$5.00 - $7.00
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Plushie Gummies
If you tend to like plushies, this limited run of disgustingly cute toys is for you! Commissioned and wrought by the skilled hands of plushie-queen Eyes5, these Gummies (about 3.5” tall) are our first 100%...$24.00
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Fobbies are Borange Pins (Set #7)
You, too, can memorize the color of Fo[bb|pp]ies with this pin set’s fanciful namesake, the Fobbies are Borange radio play! These buttons were illustrated by the multitalented Martin Tovar (aka MatCab). A portion of profits...$5.00 - $7.00
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Patch Pack 1
Patches: for when pins simply aren’t enough. Our first patch pack hits the ground running! These custom patches would go great with an Escargo Express bag—if you got one before they flew off the shelves...$7.00
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Hatness
NOTE: The new Franklin Logo hats are a bit delayed, so they won’t start shipping until sometime in early November. OMG A MR. BASEBALL HAT~ AND FOR ONLY FIFTEEN DOLLARS?! SUREFIRE, IT’S MINE! AND I STILL GOT ENOUGH...$16.00
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Shark Punk Figurines
Note: Both the auction and the lottery came and went, and both were huge successes. Thanks to everyone who participated! EarthBound’s pixelated punks come to life in this first set of ten1 limited edition Shark...$50.00
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PK Love Track Jacket
Thick enough to keep you warm on a chilly day but thin enough to wear indoors and out, these magical jackets grant superhuman temperature-regulation abilities that even Magypsies can’t teach! And thank goodness, because talk...$39.00
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Starguy Track Jacket
These latest additions to our line of sexily-embroidered merchandise continue one of our favorite traditions: matching patches! The included Starguy patch is awesome enough to leave sitting on your desk in case you feel like...$43.00
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Pork Army
The invading Pork Army has launched its sprawling public relations campaign! Nothing says “faux communist slave state” like a slick t-shirt (inexplicable bag of money not included). This classic piece of Jon Kay design comes...$19.00 - $21.00
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Escargo Express Messenger Bag
You may have seen this messenger bag hanging from the shoulder of, oh, I don’t know, freaking Jack Bauer. That’s right, this is the same bag used in the TV series 24. And now it’s...$43.00
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P-KORP Buttons (Set #6)
New Note: We’re pretty sure that the first 64 pins have been more than accounted for. Thanks to everyone who ordered! I’m going to keep the clarification note below until the furor blows over ;D...$5.00 - $7.00
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Flinter
Frintu preps himself for a showdown with the Mecha-Drago! Designed by thickfreakness and brought together by Jon Kay (aka Jonk), the presence of smoke on this shirt is pretty much guaranteed to get you kicked...$19.00 - $21.00
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Punk Beanie
Based on Jon Kay’s awesome Shark Punk design, this beanie is designed for two distinct purposes: Empowering your personal synergy Heatizing your cabeza These 60/40 cotton/acrylic sock caps are “one size fits most”, which is...$15.00
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The Year the Earth Stood Bound
Inspired by twin cannons EB and the classic Sci-Fi film, this 18” x 24” poster (our first!) by Kaigetsudo is a brilliant combo-parody by one of the EarthBound community’s most talented illustrators! This poster is...$19.00
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Winter Pins (Set #5)
Update: We’re offering these as magnets now :D Commemorating the winter of our urf-content, this Winter-themed pin set is inspired by EB’s similarly-named blustery land. On top of this, the special Monkey Gum! design comes...$5.00 - $7.00
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Bound Around
Note: This first run of the shirt has a small print misalignment—the brown outline is slightly larger than it was originally intended to be. The design still looks great thanks to Odori’s art style, but...$15.00 - $17.00
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I (••) NP
The Metropolis of New Pork demands allegiance—even from its tourists! This Big City Shirt will give you that plus a +20 boost to your Obscure Gaming Reference stats. Our first black shirt, this American Apparel...$19.00 - $21.00