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  • Dem' Bones

    Designed by legendary shirtnerd Omnitarian, directed by the legendary designerd Jon Kay, and inspired by the legendary plumber-based RPG, this shirt draws a line in the sand: walk the Plank or suffer the Seaweed! The...

    $19.00 - $21.00

  • Pork Army

    The invading Pork Army has launched its sprawling public relations campaign! Nothing says “faux communist slave state” like a slick t-shirt (inexplicable bag of money not included). This classic piece of Jon Kay design comes...

    $19.00 - $21.00

  • Chronometer

    Reprint! We’re restocked, with new Silver on Asphalt color options! In celebration of the re-release of a classic we bring you the Chronometer shirt! Also in celebration of the re-release, we promise not to make...

    $19.00 - $21.00

  • PSI Rockin' (new colors!)

    Now in three colors, this blast-tastic masterpiece features artwork from the master of perspective, PD_DX0 :D Printed on American Apparel shirts by the excellent guys at Forward Printing, this shirt is our first “belt-printed” design,...

    $19.00 - $21.00

  • Les Enfants Terribles

    Inspired by the brilliance of the revolutionary Playstation game Metal Gear Solid, Fangamer has teamed up with the fans at MGS The Unofficial Site to create a shirt worthy of the terrible children. A portion...

    $20.00

  • EB'9X

    This shirt which made its first appearance at the 2008 Starmen.Net Convention as EB’95. This shirt has now been updated as EB’9X. Printed front and back in its classic forest color, two additional colors are...

    $19.00 - $21.00

  • EB Yourself

    May 6: Now in two new flavors, kelly green and slate! The new colors will start shipping a little later this week. Also, due to a factory delay, EBY Slate Unisex L won’t ship until...

    $19.00 - $21.00

  • Pandora's Happy Box

    Design by Omnitarian. Shirt by American Apparel. Two variants: gray and eggplant. This shirt is awesome. You’ll Live it Down One Day, John Leguizamo (a short story by Reid Young) You are in your room...

    $19.00 - $21.00

  • Flinter

    Frintu preps himself for a showdown with the Mecha-Drago! Designed by thickfreakness and brought together by Jon Kay (aka Jonk), the presence of smoke on this shirt is pretty much guaranteed to get you kicked...

    $19.00 - $21.00

  • I (••) NP

    The Metropolis of New Pork demands allegiance—even from its tourists! This Big City Shirt will give you that plus a +20 boost to your Obscure Gaming Reference stats. Our first black shirt, this American Apparel...

    $19.00 - $21.00

  • Bound Around

    Note: This first run of the shirt has a small print misalignment—the brown outline is slightly larger than it was originally intended to be. The design still looks great thanks to Odori’s art style, but...

    $15.00 - $17.00