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Ahh, Winters. Idyllic frozen landscape filled with pine trees, psychotic goats, and the demolition-minded nerds of Snow Wood Boarding School. If you’re not quite ready to ship yourself or your progeny off to this secluded college, though, consider purchasing this Souvenir Hoodie for a handy IQ boost.

Sizes: These things run a little small! If you like your hoodies to be a little roomy, consider jumping a size up. Also, they are much shorter than the AA shirts (which are very long), so if you have a tall torso, you might want to consider a larger size too.

Both the Hoodie and the included pins (a complete set of 4!) feature the increasingly-amazing design work of Jon Kay. What can you do in the face of such beauty? Surely your weak human body must be shivering with awe. But only until yours arrives. Then you shall warmly quiver.

These babies are printed on awesomely comfortable American Apparel California Fleece Zipper Hoodies (except for the 3XL, which is a 90/10 blend manufactured by Hanes) and are perfect for spring / fall. And winter, if you are awesome and live in the Southwest, woot. Just to be clear, these are made of thin fleece, so this isn’t something you’re going to want to wear on an arctic expedition, so tell your buddy Shackleton he’ll have to go it alone. It is, however, well-suited to cold classrooms and relaxing after a long day of Tessie-watching.

As long as Tessie is a lake monster and not some unsuspecting next door neighbor or something.