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  • Dem' Bones

    Designed by legendary shirtnerd Omnitarian, directed by the legendary designerd Jon Kay, and inspired by the legendary plumber-based RPG, this shirt draws a line in the sand: walk the Plank or suffer the Seaweed! The...

    $19.00 - $21.00

  • Pork Army

    The invading Pork Army has launched its sprawling public relations campaign! Nothing says “faux communist slave state” like a slick t-shirt (inexplicable bag of money not included). This classic piece of Jon Kay design comes...

    $19.00 - $21.00

  • EB'9X

    This shirt which made its first appearance at the 2008 Starmen.Net Convention as EB’95. This shirt has now been updated as EB’9X. Printed front and back in its classic forest color, two additional colors are...

    $19.00 - $21.00

  • Bound Around

    The sky is falling, and with it come bees! They’re huge and they’re sting-crazy! Luckily it’s a small world, so safer climes are just around the corner. Green and silver American Apparel 2001 T-Shirt designed...

    $19.00 - $21.00