PRODUCTS IN STOCK
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Starmen.Net mugz0rz
The Nerds! edition Starmen.Net mugz0r arrives! This mythical beast contains 13 scenes illustrated by the amazing Sebastian Hardy and organized by Jon Kay. Amongst our oblique references: EB Siege PK Siege Japan PK Mail’N PK...$15.00
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PSI Rockin'
Now in three colors, this blast-tastic masterpiece features artwork from the master of perspective, PD_DX0 :D Printed on American Apparel shirts by the excellent guys at Forward Printing, this shirt is our first “belt-printed” design,...$19.00 - $21.00
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EB Yourself
May 6: Now in two new flavors, kelly green and slate! The new colors will start shipping a little later this week. Also, due to a factory delay, EBY Slate Unisex L won’t ship until...$19.00 - $21.00
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Snow Wood Hoodie
Note: These won’t ship for a week or two due to a slight delay with the zipper pulls. Ahh, Winters. Idyllic frozen landscape filled with pine trees, psychotic goats, and the demolition-minded nerds of Snow...$43.00
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Bound Around
The sky is falling, and with it come bees! They’re huge and they’re sting-crazy! Luckily it’s a small world, so safer climes are just around the corner. Green and silver American Apparel 2001 T-Shirt designed...$19.00 - $21.00
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The Year the Earth Stood Bound
Inspired by twin cannons EB and the classic Sci-Fi film, this 18” x 24” poster (our first!) by Kaigetsudo is a brilliant combo-parody by one of the EarthBound community’s most talented illustrators! This poster is...$19.00
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Escargo Express Messenger Bag
You may have seen this messenger bag hanging from the shoulder of, oh, I don’t know, freaking Jack Bauer. That’s right, this is the same bag used in the TV series 24. And now it’s...$43.00
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Starguy Track Jacket
These latest additions to our line of sexily-embroidered merchandise continue one of our favorite traditions: matching patches! The included Starguy patch is awesome enough to leave sitting on your desk in case you feel like...$43.00
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EB Saga DVD+Poster
Nearly 4 years worth of hilarious, disturbing, touching, and weird videos compiled into a huge double-layer DVD! This thing is packed with content: EB Saga Chapters 1, 2, 3, and 4, in all their high-res...$20.00
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Hatness
OMG A MR. BASEBALL HAT~ AND FOR ONLY FIFTEEN DOLLARS?! SUREFIRE, IT’S MINE! AND I STILL GOT ENOUGH TO BUY THAT ____! (HeavenBound by Abide) The result of months of searching, sampling, hoping, and hair-pulling: we finally created...$16.00
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Patch Pack 1
Patches: for when pins simply aren’t enough. Our first patch pack hits the ground running! These custom patches would go great with an Escargo Express bag—if you got one before they flew off the shelves...$7.00
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Borange Figurine
Note: One per customer, please! Since these are handmade, limited edition items, please purchase only one to give others a shot at nabbing one :) Burrowing deep into the caves of the underworld, the Boranges...$30.00
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Punk Boards
Old-school be-boppin punk-rockin’ EarthBound artist SoupaBoy (aka Alex LiCausi) strikes fear into the hearts of small towns and their pedestrians with this amazing EarthBound-inspired skateboard design! Manufactured and printed by the dudes at Penn’s Wood...$47.00
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Pandora's Happy Box
Design by Omnitarian. Shirt by American Apparel. Two variants: gray and eggplant. This shirt is awesome. You’ll Live it Down One Day, John Leguizamo (a short story by Reid Young) You are in your room...$19.00 - $21.00
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EB'9X
This shirt which made its first appearance at the 2008 Starmen.Net Convention as EB’95. This shirt has now been updated as EB’9X. Printed front and back in its classic forest color, two additional colors are...$19.00 - $21.00
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Shirtness
Introducing the most epic shirt ever. The star of the show is Shirtness, the result of a year’s worth of research, calls, dead-ends, and failed crocheting attempts. When we couldn’t find what we wanted, we...$23.00
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Hometown Pins
Behind every hero is a proud hometown; but not every hometown gets backed up by its own pin set. Like all of our pins, each set comes with specially-designed packaging guaranteed to give hardcore collectors...$5.00 - $7.00
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Awesomeness Combo Pack
Introducing the most epic combo pack ever. The star of the show is Shirtness, the result of a year’s worth of research, calls, dead-ends, and failed crocheting attempts. When we couldn’t find what we wanted,...$40.00 - $56.00
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PK Yomega
A custom-manufactured Raider yo-yo from the toy geniuses at Yomega. The Raider brand of yo-yo’s are kind of legendary in the yo-yo world, known for their balance of quality and value: the yo-yo is basic...$17.00
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Chimera Pin Set
Every Mad scientist ruled by a child dictator has to have a hobby right? Well this pin set is for those who are nostalgic for the insane rigors of their former employment. Introducing: the Chimera...$5.00 - $7.00