PRODUCTS IN STOCK
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Starmen.Net mugz0rz
The Nerds! edition Starmen.Net mugz0r arrives! This mythical beast contains 13 scenes illustrated by the amazing Sebastian Hardy and organized by Jon Kay. Amongst our oblique references: EB Siege PK Siege Japan PK Mail’N PK...$15.00
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PSI Rockin' (new colors!)
Now in three colors, this blast-tastic masterpiece features artwork from the master of perspective, PD_DX0 :D Printed on American Apparel shirts by the excellent guys at Forward Printing, this shirt is our first “belt-printed” design,...$19.00 - $21.00
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EB Yourself
May 6: Now in two new flavors, kelly green and slate! The new colors will start shipping a little later this week. Also, due to a factory delay, EBY Slate Unisex L won’t ship until...$19.00 - $21.00
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MOTHER 3 Handbook
Our first book (well, second if you count the Anthology, but that’s not for sale) is the most labor-intensive project we’ve ever tackled: the gorgeous MOTHER 3 Handbook, an English language player’s guide to the...$20.00
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Chronometer
Reprint! We’re restocked, with new Silver on Asphalt color options! In celebration of the re-release of a classic we bring you the Chronometer shirt! Also in celebration of the re-release, we promise not to make...$19.00 - $21.00
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Bound Around
Note: This first run of the shirt has a small print misalignment—the brown outline is slightly larger than it was originally intended to be. The design still looks great thanks to Odori’s art style, but...$15.00 - $17.00
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The Year the Earth Stood Bound
Inspired by twin cannons EB and the classic Sci-Fi film, this 18” x 24” poster (our first!) by Kaigetsudo is a brilliant combo-parody by one of the EarthBound community’s most talented illustrators! This poster is...$19.00
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Punk Beanie
Based on Jon Kay’s awesome Shark Punk design, this beanie is designed for two distinct purposes: Empowering your personal synergy Heatizing your cabeza These 60/40 cotton/acrylic sock caps are “one size fits most”, which is...$15.00
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Flinter
Frintu preps himself for a showdown with the Mecha-Drago! Designed by thickfreakness and brought together by Jon Kay (aka Jonk), the presence of smoke on this shirt is pretty much guaranteed to get you kicked...$19.00 - $21.00
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P-KORP Buttons (Set #6)
New Note: We’re pretty sure that the first 64 pins have been more than accounted for. Thanks to everyone who ordered! I’m going to keep the clarification note below until the furor blows over ;D...$5.00 - $7.00
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Escargo Express Messenger Bag
You may have seen this messenger bag hanging from the shoulder of, oh, I don’t know, freaking Jack Bauer. That’s right, this is the same bag used in the TV series 24. And now it’s...$43.00
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Pork Army
The invading Pork Army has launched its sprawling public relations campaign! Nothing says “faux communist slave state” like a slick t-shirt (inexplicable bag of money not included). This classic piece of Jon Kay design comes...$19.00 - $21.00
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Starguy Track Jacket
These latest additions to our line of sexily-embroidered merchandise continue one of our favorite traditions: matching patches! The included Starguy patch is awesome enough to leave sitting on your desk in case you feel like...$43.00
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PK Love Track Jacket
Thick enough to keep you warm on a chilly day but thin enough to wear indoors and out, these magical jackets grant superhuman temperature-regulation abilities that even Magypsies can’t teach! And thank goodness, because talk...$39.00
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EB Saga DVD+Poster
Nearly 4 years worth of hilarious, disturbing, touching, and weird videos compiled into a huge double-layer DVD! This thing is packed with content: EB Saga Chapters 1, 2, 3, and 4, in all their high-res...$20.00
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Hatness
NOTE: The new Franklin Logo hats are a bit delayed, so they won’t start shipping until sometime in early November. OMG A MR. BASEBALL HAT~ AND FOR ONLY FIFTEEN DOLLARS?! SUREFIRE, IT’S MINE! AND I STILL GOT ENOUGH...$16.00
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Patch Pack 1
Patches: for when pins simply aren’t enough. Our first patch pack hits the ground running! These custom patches would go great with an Escargo Express bag—if you got one before they flew off the shelves...$7.00
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Fobbies are Borange Pins (Set #7)
You, too, can memorize the color of Fo[bb|pp]ies with this pin set’s fanciful namesake, the Fobbies are Borange radio play! These buttons were illustrated by the multitalented Martin Tovar (aka MatCab). A portion of profits...$5.00 - $7.00
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Solid Pin Set
From the world of tactical espionage, cardboard box hide-and-seek, and black-ops nuclear mech destruction: the Solid Pin Set. No sneaking suit is complete without them! MGS Noise! Cybernetic Disposal Facility Unit Wildcard (on silver paper)...$5.00 - $7.00
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Millennial Fair Pins
Our first non-EB pin set features another group of brilliant designs by Jon Kay, paying homage to every gamer’s early encounters with time triggering adventures. Guardian Seal Time Gate Meow~ Silver Point Impish (wildcard pin,...$5.00 - $7.00